KILLBOY'S CUMFARTS
authentic real deal jar of farts. captured at the precise moment of maximum power, this limited-edition mason jar contains 100% authentic killboy flatulence, lovingly sealed before it could escape into the wild.
each jar is rumored to carry:
creative boost: open the lid before songwriting and watch lyrics fall from the sky.
love magnetism: the pheromones inside attract admirers, haters, and cold hard balenciaga bucks.
mystical fortune: sniff lightly to receive good luck in your shows, exorcisms, and parking spot hunts.
cosmic blessing: some say it smells like destiny, others say it smells like taco bell.
eco-unfriendly, earth rottening, carnivorous, and bottled under a waning moon for maximum potency. one whiff and you’ll understand why legends call this the “breath of killboy land.”
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.